AARP
i thought you guys would get a laugh out of this. i came home last night and picked up my mail. i had an envelope from AARP. inside, it said that their records indicate i'm eligible for AARP. i don't know if someone signed me up for it, or if i gave some website a fake birthday and they got ahold of the info. anyway, i thought it was funny and you (i.e. Dan) would never let me forget.
That's why I signed Dan up for AARP.
(just kidding)
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