Motos for Federal Agencies (from The Edge)
In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to provide a motto for any federal agency. Some of our favorites:

U.S. Postal Service: When It Absolutely, Positively Has to Be There in About a Week or So.
Department of the Interior: Want Fires With That?
Legal Services Corp: The Best Defense That $19.95 Can Buy.
National Institute on Aging: Celebrating Our 39th Year!
U.S. Secret Service: Only Five Out of Forty-Three Ain't Bad.
Department of the Interior: Oddly, All Our Stuff Is Outdoors.
CIA: The White Swans Fly North for the Potatoes.
Department of Homeland Security: If You Feel Safe, We're Not Doing Our Job.
Food and Drug Administration: You Would Think Our Parties Wouldn't Suck, Wouldn't You?
Bureau of Con-sumer Protection: Got Bilk?
Department of the Interior: Only YOU Can Prevent Forests.
IRS: Complete Workshop A of Form 483 (b) to See if We Care.
Office of the Naval Inspector General: Yes, We've Heard It. No, We Don't Think It's Funny.
IRS: Shock and Audit.
Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service: We Offer Meaningful Conciliations, Unlike the Unreasonable Hammerheads at the National Medi-ation Board.
National Mediation Board: We Specialize in Realistic Medi-ation, Unlike Those Meshugenehs at the Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service.
Anonymous, Thursday, 11-6-03 12:48 PM
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