Excuses not to go to church
(From The Edge)
Excuses for missing church:
I do not wish to offend our wonderful friend and ally, Saudi Arabia.
Well, if that wasn't Jesus who left the message on my answering machine telling me to skip church, who was it?
What, it's every Sunday now?
Because God is everywhere, he and I are staying home to watch cartoons.
I thought it was a bye week.
I won't go to any fancy brick church when there are children in China worshipping in tar paper shacks.
If I suddenly start going to church, the terrorists will have won.
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