Homer vs. Homer
I'm sure most of you saw this in "The Edge" today, but it fits here too well to pass up...
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Homer vs. Homer
So who's wiser? Homer the Greek poet and philosopher, writer of "The Odyssey," which spawned the movie "Troy," or that other Homer. You decide.

Homer the Greek poet:
It is the bold man who every time does his best.

Homer Simpson:
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.



Homer the Greek poet:
Nothing in the world is so incontinent as a man's accursed appetite.

Homer Simpson:
Ahh, beer... I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.



Homer the Greek poet:
A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king.

Homer Simpson:
I'd blow smoke in the president's stupid monkey face and he'd just have to sit there groooovin' on it!



Homer the Greek poet:
How mortals take the Gods to task! Yet their afflictions come from us.

Homer Simpson:
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!



Homer the Greek poet:
The man who acts the least, disrupts the most.

Homer Simpson:
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.



Homer the Greek poet:
I detest he who hides one thing in his heart and means another.

Homer Simpson:
But Marge, it takes two people to lie: one to lie and one to listen.



Homer the Greek poet:
Never, never was a wicked man wise.

Homer Simpson:
So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.



Homer the Greek poet:
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.

Homer Simpson:
If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they make my shoes smell good?



Homer the Greek poet:
The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others.

Homer Simpson:
You gave both dogs away? You know how I feel about giving!

ROUS  Annette Collins, Wednesday, 7-14-04 4:11 PM
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