iGod
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(disclaimer: results may vary. iGod is a chatbot, not a real portal to God. intended for entertainment, not investment purposes. opinions of iGod do not reflect the opinions of the real God.)
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ROUS  Christina Reagan, Thursday, 2-14-08 10:29 AM
re: iGod
My "Conversation." I was curious to see if they'd made it offer opinions that might Possibly reflect God's.

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Me:
what is the most important commandment?
God:
I think it is a tie.
Me:
what is the least important commandment?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
What about worshiping idols?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
that was Not rhetorical
God:
Give me an example of rhetorical.
Me:
rhetorical is when I ask "So is the sky blue?"
God:
I think rhetorical is a lot of things.
Me:
obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
the deffinition of the Word makes it obvious
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Annette
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Annette.
Me:
what is your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
How did we get here?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
how was the world created?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
that response was a bit off topic!
God:
" I can enjoy almost any conversation." response was a bit off topic ? I get it.
Me:
do you have a son?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a son.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
God doesn't need a body
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
For once, an almost true statement. ALthough, frankly, that particular section of John 8 does not appear in the oldest and most reliable manuscripts
God:
Be less specific. Oh. " Be less specific." particular section of John 8 does not appear in the oldest and most reliable manuscripts ? Makes sense to me. Aren't you always frank?
Me:
what should i do with my life?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
advice on what i should do with my life
God:
Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?.
Me:
What should I do with my life?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
What is your advice on what I should do with my life?
God:
Are you asking about my advice on what you should do with your life ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
oh. great.
God:
Wow! I'm glad you liked it Annette.
Me:
Actually, that was sarcasm
God:
Actually you don't say. Oh I see. Ha ha.
Me:
I must say you are a rather unsatisfactory god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a unsatisfactory god? Yes.
Me:
Glad you agree. I think I shall stick with the real God in the future.
God:
You make the world a happier place. Why? I am very happy for you.
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Not winning any Turing tests, this one. Probably blasphemous to boot. :}


ROUS  Annette Collins, Friday, 2-15-08 5:29 PM
re: iGod
that was funny. my eyes watered a little. i will have to give it a go myself.
ROUS  Ben Richards, Saturday, 2-16-08 11:58 AM
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