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Christina Reagan,
Thursday, 2-14-08 10:29 AM |
re: iGod My "Conversation." I was curious to see if they'd made it offer opinions that might Possibly reflect God's. ----------------------------- Me: what is the most important commandment? God: I think it is a tie. Me: what is the least important commandment? God: I can ask my botmaster. Me: What about worshiping idols? God: Rhetorical questions are so over. Me: that was Not rhetorical God: Give me an example of rhetorical. Me: rhetorical is when I ask "So is the sky blue?" God: I think rhetorical is a lot of things. Me: obviously God: What makes it so obvious? Me: the deffinition of the Word makes it obvious God: What is your real name? Me: Annette God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Annette. Me: what is your real name? God: God is my real name. Me: really? God: For real. Me: How did we get here? God: Carefully. Me: how was the world created? God: I can enjoy almost any conversation. Me: that response was a bit off topic! God: " I can enjoy almost any conversation." response was a bit off topic ? I get it. Me: do you have a son? God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a son. I have a plan for a robot body. Me: God doesn't need a body God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Me: For once, an almost true statement. ALthough, frankly, that particular section of John 8 does not appear in the oldest and most reliable manuscripts God: Be less specific. Oh. " Be less specific." particular section of John 8 does not appear in the oldest and most reliable manuscripts ? Makes sense to me. Aren't you always frank? Me: what should i do with my life? God: Are you asking me for advice? Me: yes God: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? Me: advice on what i should do with my life God: Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?. Me: What should I do with my life? God: Are you asking me for advice? Me: yes God: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? Me: What is your advice on what I should do with my life? God: Are you asking about my advice on what you should do with your life ? Me: yes God: I don't want to talk about that now. Me: oh. great. God: Wow! I'm glad you liked it Annette. Me: Actually, that was sarcasm God: Actually you don't say. Oh I see. Ha ha. Me: I must say you are a rather unsatisfactory god God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a unsatisfactory god? Yes. Me: Glad you agree. I think I shall stick with the real God in the future. God: You make the world a happier place. Why? I am very happy for you. ------------------ Not winning any Turing tests, this one. Probably blasphemous to boot. :} |
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Annette Collins,
Friday, 2-15-08 5:29 PM |
re: iGod that was funny. my eyes watered a little. i will have to give it a go myself. |
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Ben Richards,
Saturday, 2-16-08 11:58 AM |