A Woman's Guide to The Superbowl An excerpt - lessons on "talking the talk:" Scenario No. 1: Quarterback (the man who starts most plays with his hands under the fat guy's butt) throws a wobbly pass and a player on the other team catches the ball. You say ... What a duck! or ... He's no Peyton Manning! Scenario No. 2: Fast guy runs all the way from one end of the field to the other resulting in a touchdown. You say ... That guy's got wheels. or ... I've seen better coverage in Pop Warner games! Scenario No. 3: Small non-athletic looking guy misses field-goal kick. You say ... Choker! or ... Go back to soccer! Scenario No. 4: Man with the ball drops it and a player for the other team picks it up. You say ... Protect the ball, dude! or ... Butterfingers! Link: Faking the Superbowl |
Annette,
Thursday, 1-27-05 10:41 AM |