I saw this article on response to the question "why aren't you/when will you be married?"

My personal favorites responses were:
‘It gives my mother something to live for.’
‘I guess it just goes to prove that you can’t trust those voodoo-doll rituals.’

Read the article if you're interested in more, though some of the responses are more serious and less interesting.
David, Tuesday, 11-22-05 4:17 PM
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